The Horror Returns
THR Episode #171 - (1408 / It Chapter Two)

THR Episode #171 - (1408 / It Chapter Two)

September 10, 2019
We'll call this show a beautiful disaster.  Lance is out of town and along with our ever present rock, Brian, Phillip is hosting the show... After about 15 cocktails.  And keeping the show on track are our buddies from The Double Edged Double Bill Podcast, Thomas Mariani and Adam Thomas!  We go in depth on... Well, everything... but we check out the new Black Christmas, and Gretel and Hansel trailers. Killer Sofa is mentioned more than once, so that sets the tone.  And of course it's Stephen King week so we watched 1408 and the new It Chapter Two, and like Bill, we also don't know how to write an ending since this bitch is 2 hours long.  Strap in, you're in for a ride. 
THR Bonus Episode - Interview with Mike J. Marin

THR Bonus Episode - Interview with Mike J. Marin

September 4, 2019

For the first time ever, we get our second interview with a filmmaker. Mike J. Marin pops in to talk about his new documentary Cinema Red. Be sure to check out all of Mike's other works, such as The Smudging, The Party's Downstairs, and his upcoming buddy cop movie with Nez! Thanks for listening.

THR Episode #170 - Jacob’s Ladder

THR Episode #170 - Jacob’s Ladder

September 1, 2019

Joined again by Nez, this week we break down the remake of Jacob's Ladder, as well as the 1990 original. Cool of the week includes Hyperdrive, Cinema Red, Tone Deaf, Carnival Row, and Dane DeHaan. Also, Phil puts on his tinfoil hat to let us all in the secret of a little Dallas Cowboys conspiracy. Trailers this week are El Camino, Dolemite is my Name, Villains, Joker, and The Rise of Skywalker. We get feedback from Art from Cali, Eric King, Nick Fortuna, Samantha Bean, and Monika Mandoki. Don't miss it!

THR Episode #169 - Ready or Not / Would You Rather?

THR Episode #169 - Ready or Not / Would You Rather?

August 27, 2019

This week on The Horror Returns, we want to thank you for playing. Joined by our honorary fourth host, Nez, we check out the new Samara Weaving movie, Ready or Not, as well as Would You Rather? Cool of the week includes Ma, The Banana Splits, and the joys of grandparenting. Our trailer this week is The Mandalorian. We have 3 new iTunes reviews from yomomma803, hakuna2020 and Jerm2003 (please email us, so we can send you a special thanks!) We also get feedback from Lars from Denmark, Daeron Wilson, Jason Gorton, Samantha Bean, Ryan Stevens, Jesse Bollinger, Cort Psyops, and Bede Jermyn. Don't miss it!

Saddle Up Episode # 17 Eastwood v Costner Round 1

Saddle Up Episode # 17 Eastwood v Costner Round 1

August 26, 2019

Hey Y'all, this week Pat and Lance sit with me to where we have a shoot between 2 movies with....well, you know.... shoot outs.   We take to iconic movie stars turned directors and pit a couple of their great western epics against each other.  It's Clint Eastwood v Kevin Costner Round 1, more to come, I promise.....don't hold me to that.

Easy pick you say?  Well you're gonna wanna listen to this but more importantly you need to watch these fantastic movies if you have not already, also seeings how we spoil the hell out of them.

It's a shoot out about shoot outs (stop saying shoot out...damn it, did it again).  I'll shut up so you can listen...........shoot outs

THR Episode #168 - Patreon Picks - Lars From Denmark: The Devil’s Rain / Manaic Cop / Idle Hands

THR Episode #168 - Patreon Picks - Lars From Denmark: The Devil’s Rain / Manaic Cop / Idle Hands

August 20, 2019

This week we celebrate our wonderful patron, Lars from Denmark, as we dive into The Devil's Rain, Maniac Cop, and Idle Hands. Cool of the Week includes Trash Fire, The Boys, and The Handmaids Tale. Trailers this week are Low Tide, Haunt, and Parasite. And we get feedback from Desmond Peel, Ricky Morgan, Kevin Nez, Samantha Bean, Matt Wood, Marcus Wilturner, Eric Bylenok, Melissa Stephens, and Eric King. A special shoutout to 2pacstillhere for a 5 star iTunes review! Come with us to Copenhagen this week as we celebrate this week with Lars, our man! Thanks for listening.

THR Episode #167 - Tales From The Darkside: The Movie (1990) / Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark

THR Episode #167 - Tales From The Darkside: The Movie (1990) / Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark

August 12, 2019

We got Chad from Binge Media in the House!!! (cue applause) And Patrick Lear is a new Patreon patron!!!  Phillip gives his Hobbs and Shaw score since he missed last week, Lance lets you know which movies you should watch on shrooms, and Brian says Big Legend is bullshit.  We check out Tales from the Darkside in all it's 90s horror glory, and let you know whether Scary Stories to tell in the Dark is worthy of Guillermo Del Toro's name.  We give you more information than you ever wanted to know about our Texas Frightmare plans for next year, and you may get a really incoherent commentary with a bunch of guests, but odds are it'll be hilarious!  Just like this episode!!!.....  Buckle up

THR / Desmond’s Flicks Bonus Episode - Interview with John Rocco and Abiel Bruhn

THR / Desmond’s Flicks Bonus Episode - Interview with John Rocco and Abiel Bruhn

August 6, 2019

Available today, wherever you get your horror fix, it's the new horror film The Night Sitter. Joined by our friend Desmond Peel, of Desmond's Flicks, we sit down and talk with writers/directors John Rocco and Abiel Bruhn. We discuss the film, what inspired it, and how this movie got made. Thanks for listening to another bonus episode!

THR Episode #166 - Hobbs & Shaw / Tango & Cash

THR Episode #166 - Hobbs & Shaw / Tango & Cash

August 4, 2019

It's action week again at The Horror Returns - in fact it's BUDDY action week as we review the brand new movie Hobbs & Shaw, as well as 1989's Tango & Cash. Cool of the week includes The Boys, Pennyworth, and Yellowstone. Trailers this week are Riot Girls, Tigers Are Not Afraid, The Lighthouse, Daniel Isn't Real, The Hunt, and Little Monsters. A VERY SPECIAL SHOUT OUT TO OUR NEWEST PATREON PATRON - JACK FALVEY IV! We also get feedback from Steven Lowblad, Patrick Lear, Nick Fortuna, Marcus Wilturner, Kevin Nez, Samantha Bean, Thomas Mariani, Michael Wilgus, Gary Hill, Daeron Wilson, Vanessa McEnery, Eddie Ramirez, Shari Pierre, Jack Slashah, and Matt Wood! Thanks for listening! And next week, we promise to go back to horror - really!

THR Episode #165 - Once Upon a Time…In Hollywood / Reservoir Dogs

THR Episode #165 - Once Upon a Time…In Hollywood / Reservoir Dogs

August 1, 2019

It's QT week here at The Horror Returns as we discuss the new film Once Upon a Time...In Hollywood, as well as Tarantino's first feature, Reservoir Dogs. Joined by special guest Carl McCalla, we take a trip back to the Golden Age of Hollywood, and also try to figure out who the rat is. Cool of the Week includes The Boys and The Goonies. Trailers this week are The Fanatic and ZombieLand 2: Double Tap. A VERY SPECIAL SHOUT OUT TO OUR NEWEST PATREON PATRON MARCEY PAPANDREA! We also get feedback from Samantha Bean, Matt Wood, Daeron Wilson, Eric Bylenok, Ryan Stevens, Eddie Ramirez, Thomas Mariani, Desmond Peel, Beatrix Harper, and CF Benner. Thanks for listening!